#1

#1 of life's many lessons..

when going out to eat, never order chicken wings!
especially if it has sauce.
why? you cannot eat it with a fork and knife if you do not want to look like a savage as i had experienced at Oporto's this weekend -.-
if you try you only end up dropping it on the table and then it becomes unedible x.x
eventually gave up with the knife and fork since i didn't want to waste anymore chicken by accidentally dropping it on the table so began to use my hands. yuck. sauce under nails and got stiiiickkkyyyy

so don't order chicken wings! unless you like to eat like that -.-